Why we exist
The strip aisle is a rigged game. We opted out.
Strips cost pennies to make and a dollar to buy the gap is coupon games, rebate mazes, and middlemen taking their cut of your testing routine. We skip all of it and sell at wholesale, with the math printed where you can see it.
The usual way
- Retail markups, then a coupon to feel better about it
- Rebate forms and loyalty card hoops
- A pharmacy run every time you're low
- Prices that change depending on who's asking
50¢–$1+ per strip
typical retail cash pricesThe HealthViber way
- Wholesale price, printed on every product
- Your quantities, your schedule you build the plan
- The box shows up before you run out
- Same price for everyone, every time
26¢ per strip
$12.95 per bottle of 50 · every day, no gamesHow it works
Build it once. Never run out again.
Three minutes of setup, then testing supplies stop being an errand for good.
Build your plan
Pick your strips, lancets, and delivery schedule monthly, every 3 months, or every 6. Not sure how many strips you need? Our calculator figures it out from how often you test.
Your box shows up
On schedule, before you run out. Inside: your supplies and a card with your next ship date, a spot to jot your readings, and one useful tip never a pile of promo paper.
Adjust anytime
Testing more? Bump the quantity. Doctor changed your routine? Change the plan. Pause, skip, or cancel in two clicks no phone tree, no retention script, no penalties.
The supplies
Everything you test with. Priced per unit, on purpose.
Nobody else in this aisle prints the per-unit price. We lead with it because when the math is honest, showing it is the best marketing there is. And the products aren’t new, even though we are: a McKesson meter and standard, established testing supplies the same category on every pharmacy shelf.
Test Strips
Bottle of 50
The heart of your routine. Order 50 to 400 per delivery, matched to how often you test.
Lancets
Box of 100
Fresh lancets mean easier, cleaner testing. Add up to 400 per delivery or none, your call.
McKesson Meter
Add one to any box
A dependable meter at the honest price because meters were never where the money is. Strips are. We say that out loud.
The founding offer
We're new. The first 100 get the best deal we'll ever offer.
No reviews yet, no years of history so the first 100 subscribers aren’t just customers, they’re founders. In exchange for betting on us early:
is open
The counter is real. At 100, the offer closes for good a deadline that moves isn't a deadline. Full terms on the Founding Members page.
The obvious question
Why trust a company with zero reviews?
Don’t trust us check us. Reviews take time. Receipts we can give you today.
What we have
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Wholesale prices printed on every product compare them to your pharmacy receipt before spending a dollar.
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A two-click exit you can test on day one. No phone tree, no retention script.
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A published answer to "what's the catch?" our Real Talk page explains exactly how we make money.
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A founder with two decades in community health delivery.
What we don't have yet
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Reviews. Yours will be among the first and we'll publish the critical ones too.
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Years of history. We have months. This page is dated; watch what we do with it.
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The programs below they launch as founding revenue funds them, built in public.
"I've spent twenty years delivering health services in communities big companies overlook. HealthViber is new, but the problem isn't: people rationing test strips at retail prices while the industry plays coupon games. We opened with the fix we could ship today honest prices, delivered and we'll build the rest in public. Don't let your health stop you from living."
John Mwesigwa, Founder·Chicago
Built in public
What founding revenue builds next
These aren’t live yet, and we won’t pretend they are. They’re designed, they’re funded by every box we ship, and founding members vote on the order.
The Care Connect meter program
For Chicago neighbors who can't afford a meter: we'll buy it and place it through your own doctor, with hands-on training. It'll cost three steps, not dollars and we'll publish exactly how it works before the first meter ships.
Real nurses, not a chatbot
Nurse-led support Registered Nurses and Diabetes Care and Education Specialists (DCES) for members who want a person in their corner, built on the Living in Control™ habit method. First nurse hire is a founding-revenue milestone; we'll announce it when it's real.
Earn Its Spot
Our answer to the forgotten-subscription industry: every future supplement will include a scheduled 90-day verdict keep it, pause it, or drop it, canceled on the call with results published. The methodology is already written; the products wait until it can run honestly.
The Weekly Vibe
Two minutes, every Sunday. From the people who get it.
One thing to try, one thing to eat, and one story from someone living this too. Under 200 words, no lectures, no selling. It’s brand new join now and you’re reader #[12], which honestly makes you a founder of this too.
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One thing to try a single doable tip
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One thing to eat 5 ingredients or fewer
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One of us a member's real routine
Every Sunday at 6pm.Unsubscribe anytime, obviously.
Never run out. Never overpay. Be there from box one.
Build a plan around your exact routine strips, lancets, a meter if you need one at prices printed on the page, with a founding spot while they last.