Test strips for 26¢ each — $12.95 a bottle of 50 — with lancets and a $10 meter, shipped on your schedule, adjust or cancel in two clicks. The first 100 subscribers become Founding Members: your price is locked for as long as your subscription stays active, your box number is yours forever, and the founder’s direct line comes in your first box. You’re not buying our reputation. You’re helping build it — and getting the best deal we’ll ever offer for taking the chance.
That's the deal.
spot [38] of 100
is open
The counter is live and real — when it says 100, this page comes down and this offer never returns.
The founding offer
What the first 100 get
Not gimmicks — commitments. Each one is written here so you can hold us to it later.
Your price, locked
The founding price on strips and lancets never rises for you while your subscription remains active — even when standard prices change. Printed here; hold us to it.
Your number, permanent
You're Founding Member #1 through #100 — printed on your insert card in every box, forever. Small thing. Ours started small too; you were there.
The founder's direct line
John's personal email arrives in your first box. Not a support alias — the founder, who reads and answers. When we're big enough that he can't, founding members will be told, not ghosted.
First vote on what we build
Meter program, nurse support, new products — founding members get asked first, and their answers steer the roadmap. You'll see your fingerprints on this company.
The obvious question
Why trust a company with zero reviews?
Don’t trust us — check us. Reviews take time; receipts we can give you today.
The math is printed, not promised. 26¢ a strip, 11.5¢ a lancet, $10 meter, free shipping over $25 — on the homepage, on this page, on the box itself. Compare it to your pharmacy receipt before you spend a dollar with us.
Our business model is published. The Real Talk page explains exactly how we make money — supplies at wholesale, nothing hidden — because a new company owes you the answer to "what's the catch?" before you ask it.
The exit is two clicks, from day one. Adjust, pause, or cancel your plan yourself — no phone tree, no retention script, no penalties. The easiest test of a subscription company is how it behaves when you leave. Test us.
The products aren't new — we are. Your box carries a McKesson meter and standard, established testing supplies, the same category sold at every pharmacy. What's new is the price and how you're treated, not the medicine cabinet.
A real person answers. 1-800-209-6057, call or text. For a company of our size, "customer service" is the people whose names are on this page — which is exactly why it'll be good.
Clear & honest
What we have — and what we don't yet
We have
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Wholesale prices, printed on every product.
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Established supplies — McKesson meters, standard strips and lancets.
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A founder with two decades in community health delivery.
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A published pledge, a two-click exit, and a phone a human answers.
We don't have yet
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Reviews. Yours will be among the first — and we'll publish the critical ones too.
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Years of history. We have months. This page is dated; watch what we do with it.
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The nurse program and meter program we've designed. They launch as founding revenue funds them — members will watch it happen, step by step.
The fine print, in large print
How the first-100 works
Founding Member mechanics — complete
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Who counts: the first 100 subscription orders (any size, any frequency). One-time purchases are welcome but don't occupy a founding spot.
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The price lock: your per-unit founding prices on strips and lancets stay fixed while your subscription is active. Pause up to [3 months] and keep it; cancel and later return, and you rejoin at then-current prices. (The lock rewards staying, not squatting.)
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Number assignment: in order of first subscription charge. Your number appears on your insert card starting with box two, once it's printed into our fulfillment run.
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When 100 fills: this page is replaced with a dated note recording that the founding window closed and when. The offer is never repeated or "extended" — a deadline that moves isn't a deadline, and we'd rather keep the word than the page.
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No other strings: founding status never requires reviews, referrals, posts, or testimonials. If you love it and say so, that's a gift, not a term.
Who's asking for your trust
A note from the founder
"I've spent twenty years delivering health services in communities that big companies overlook. HealthViber is new, but the problem isn't: people rationing test strips at retail prices while the industry plays coupon games. We opened with the fix we could ship today — honest prices, delivered — and we'll build the rest in public, funded by the first hundred people willing to bet on us. Don't let your health stop you from living."
— John Mwesigwa, Founder·Chicago·[email protected]
Take spot [#38]. Judge us by box one.
Build your plan in three minutes — strips, lancets, a meter if you need one. Founding price locked, exit two clicks away, a real person on the phone. New company. Old-fashioned deal.